I had a colonoscopy last Wednesday. The results were normal, so life goes on, with the only losses being some of my dignity and an entire day of missed eating opportunities. I also spent the better part of a day in my bathroom during the bowel prep phase, but I was finally able to finish the Twilight saga books. So there’s that. If you talked to me on the phone that day I was, most assuredly, in the bathroom. [...]



