I had a colonoscopy last Wednesday. The results were normal, so life goes on, with the only losses being some of my dignity and an entire day of missed eating opportunities. I also spent the better part of a day in my bathroom during the bowel prep phase, but I was finally able to finish the Twilight saga books. So there’s that. If you talked to me on the phone that day I was, most assuredly, in the bathroom. [...]
Well, I’m back from my mini-vacation and I’ve never been so tired. I didn’t stay up late partying (much) or travel halfway around the world, I just got no sleep whatsoever because of my husband’s snoring. He has always snored, but it’s like I’m suddenly allergic to it after years of chronic exposure. [...]
I saw this on Avitable’s blog today and just felt like doing it.
1. It’s 2AM and you are not home. You are more than likely:
In the ER.
2. What’s the last thing you spent more than $100 on?
Repairing our AC. Doesn’t count? Okay, a trip to Whole Foods.
3. What do your [...]
I was just telling someone that my daughter isn’t a vomiter. My son, yes. He takes after me in that respect. My daughter made up for years of being vomit-free one night last week. In a big way. She threw up in her bed, and on the floor, the wall and quite a few toys scattered about. It was EPIC. I also realize that I have been misusing the word epic until now. [...]