Stolen from Avitable – Asinine Questions

I saw this on Avitable’s blog today and just felt like doing it.

1. It’s 2AM and you are not home. You are more than likely:

In the ER.

2. What’s the last thing you spent more than $100 on?

Repairing our AC. Doesn’t count? Okay, a trip to Whole Foods.

3. What do your bank checks look like?

I use one per month, so they are the standard ones.

4. Where did the shirt you are currently wearing come from?

It’s a white (natch), sheer, batwing tee I got from one of the secret sale sites I haunt. Probably Rue La La or Ideeli.

5. Name something that will be on your Christmas wish list:

Perhaps the iPad or a new lens for my Rebel.

6. What color is your toothbrush?

White with black bristles and accents.

7. Name something you collect and tell us about it.

Candles. I try to quit them, but it doesn’t work. I’ll light up the house like I’m having a seance just so they’ll burn down and I can buy more.

8. Last restaurant you ate at. Who were you with? How was it?

Crabby Bill’s for a 7 year-old’s birthday party. Service and food was great. Kid behavior was hideous, like stab yourself in the eye hideous.

9. Who was the last person you bought a birthday card for?

My husband.

10. What is your worst bad habit?

Driving all the way to Tampa just to go to Alessi Bakery, where I buy elaborate iced sugar cookies that are $2.50 each. I do this more than I’d like to admit.

11. Name a magazine you subscribe to?

Lucky.

12. Your favorite pizza toppings?

Goat cheese, spinach, extra cheese.

13. Whose number were you looking up the last time you used a phone book?

For a business that can come clean my grout.

14. Other than family, who is the person that you love most?

My friends.

15. What is the last thing you cooked?

Grilled salmon with Chai Thai Teriyaki sauce.

16. Name something you wouldn’t want to buy used?

Shoes.

17. Which shoe do you put on first?

Left.

18. What is the last thing you remember losing?

A point and shoot camera with a lot of pics on it. I’m still not over it.

19. What is the ugliest piece of furniture in your house?

An antique Victorian barrel chair with orange fabric that I plan to have re-upholstered soon. It’s been three years and my husband doesn’t believe me. But then it will be the most beautiful piece in the house.

20. Last thing you bought and ended up returning?

A shirt from Target that was too small.

21. What perfume/cologne do you wear? If none, why?

La Vanille in 4 different scents.

22. Your favorite board game?

Scrabble.

23. What was the last board game you played?

Candyland.

24. Where did your vehicle come from?

The Honda dealer.

25. If a movie was made about your life what would the theme song be?

“Because I Got High” by Afroman. Just kidding.

26. You’re sad, who can cheer you up easily?

My friends, including the fabulous ladies of Skype.

27. What was the color of the bridesmaid dresses of the last wedding you went to?

Green. I think. All I remember is the cake.

28. What house cleaning chore do you hate to do the most?

Cleaning the toilets the men in my family use.

29. What is your favorite way to eat chicken?

Buffalo nuggets dipped in blue cheese.

30. It is your birthday. You hope the cake is?

Huge. Chocolate with peanut butter buttercream from Publix.