Sometimes You Smell Like a Nut (that was plucked from a goat’s butt)

Remember all the hullabaloo a couple of years ago about the Geisha “Bird Poop” facial? If you haven’t heard of it, it really is a thing. Apparently, powdered Nightingale bird droppings are collected, sanitized with a UV light to kill bacteria, and then blended with other ingredients to create a very effective facial treatment that heals, brightens and re-texturizes your skin. [...]